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The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

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i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

LAWD

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micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

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deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet

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merrychristmas-sammy:

I JUST NOTICED TOO OH GOD

oh my god I’m rebloging this again because all along I thought Misha was bending over just to be funny but nO IT’S CAUSE JARED SQUEEZES HIS DICK NOOOOOOO LOOK AT MISHA’S FACE IT’S LIKE *ahhhhh* ASKDLSDNKLNCASDFK

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rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

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Katsushika Hokusai Electronic Circuit Board

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Katsushika Hokusai Electronic Circuit Board

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HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

My brain likes this like this.

This is almost too good.

I gotta go, I have some reading to do.

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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."

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voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

This is actually hilariously great news, because in Romans, the impostor, Paul, was the one who said that Homosexuality was an “abomination”.

No wonder they’ve been hiding it since 2000.

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