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bwarch:

zio-masada:

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

The look in his eyes is majestic.

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melkior:

send hELP

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raltimore:

Cinematic masterpiece tbqh

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ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

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chapmangamo:

Translated TV Shows

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obstinate-nocturna:

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inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

(Source: 100percento, via angelshavethephonebox)

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asvpnerd:

please signal boost this and spread actual facts about the virus

asvpnerd:

please signal boost this and spread actual facts about the virus

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"If they ask you about me, tell them ‘She was the only girl who loved me with honesty, and I broke her.’"

Shahrazad al-Khalij (via band-of-thieves)

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littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

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skellyscoo:

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thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

Let’s hope they forget how to swim

(Source: sexhaver, via cursedstripper)

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

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ultrafacts:

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